So, I finally did it, I read Twilight! And, it wasn't bad.
Twilight is a very misjudged series.
But I truly LOVED it.
AND I MEAN LOVED.
TWILIGHT: BOOK ONE
Plot:
About three things I was absolutely positive.
First, Edward was a vampire.
Second, there was a part of him—and I didn't know how dominant that part might be—that thirsted for my blood.
And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
Taken from, "Goodreads"
Now this sounds cheesy...
But don't judge it yet!
~Twilight had some amazing pros~
*Three amazing main characters who will become your darling children
*The cullens will become your family
*You have some really fun chapters like vampire baseball (trust me, it will make more sense after you read it)
*Stephanie made some awesome villains
*JUST ALICE. FREAKING ALICE.
*EDWARD
*Bella can be very relatable at times (clumsy)
~BUT IT DID HAVE CONS~
*could be extremely cheesy and weird at times
*Jacob got on my last flipping nerve
*Jacob
*Jacob
*JACOB
*oh, did I mention JACOB?
All in all, Twilight:Book One I GIVE IT....
7/10
THE FIRST ONE WAS ALRIGHT. IT'S THE FIRST BOOK, IM NOT DISAPPOINTED.
~THINGS THE MOVIE NAILED~
*Casting Edward as Robert Pattinson
*Taylor Lautner! I didn't like Jacob, but having Taylor Lautner play him made him a little more bearable, if you know what I mean
* Just casting in general
*Forks. It was exactly how I imagined it
~THIGS THE MOVIE DIDN'T NAIL. LIKE, AT ALL~
*Effects. If you would like me to elaborate on that, EDWARD'S SPARKLING. WHAT EVEN. I HAVE NO WORDS
SPOILERS FOR TWILIGHT: BOOK ONE AHEAD READ WITH CAUTION
New Moon
I knew we were both in mortal danger. Still, in that instant, I felt well. Whole. I could feel my heart racing in my chest, the blood pulsing hot and fast through my veins again. My lungs filled deep with the sweet scent that came off his skin. It was like there had never been any hole in my chest. I was perfect - not healed, but as if there had never been a wound in the first place.
NEW MOON LITERALLY HAD NO PROS FOR ME
~CONS~
*It was EXTREMELY slow
*Boring
It was basically just world building and character development.
SPOILER:
EDWARD WASN'T EVEN IN THIS BOOK. AT LEAST, NOT MUCH. BELLA WAS ALL SAD AND BLEH. JACOB WAS JUST ANNOYING ME TO DEATH.
MOVIE SUCKED TOO SO.... 5/10
THE REST OF THIS REVIEW CONTAINS EXTREME SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES
~ECLIPSE~
FEELS. SO. MANY. FEELS.
We are finally picking up the pace. SO MUCH HAPPENS.
VICTORIA IS COMING BACK AND THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME.
JACOBS JUST A BRAT IN THIS BOOK. HE'S HORRIBLE TOWARDS BELLA.
When she punched him I was like "Heck YEAH! You go Bella! Edward WHERE YOU AT I kinda need you to BE HERE so you can kick the living daylights out of this MONGREL."
THEN when Edward was mad at Jacob I was just that person in the background screaming "FIGHT! FIGHT!"
IT WAS JUST AMAZING CHAOS.
Edward is my baby.
10/10
SO MANY SPOILERS AHEAD
~Breaking Dawn~
OKAY WE ARE GOING TO TRY AND MAKE THIS SHORT.....
my reactions~~~~~~~sorry for a lot of caps
Wedding:
AAAAHHHHHHH FINALLY THIS IS ADORABLE IM DYING BELLA BELLA BELLA EDDY EDWAAAARD wait a minute JACOB WHY ARE YOU HERE NO BAD DOG BAD DOG
SETH SETH MY DARLING
*I DIE*
ISLE ESME:
UMMMMM...
BELLA'S PREGNANT:
WHAAAAT HOOOOW WAIT, WHAT! DID EDWARD JUST CALL THE BABY AN "IT"? EDWARD I THOUGHT I LOVED YOU
YOU TURNCOAT
ROSALIE I LOVE YOU wow thought I'd never type/think/say that
JACOB'S POV:
I love Seth
JACOB IS ACTUALLY GROWING ON ME WHAAAAAT
EDWARD IS ANNOYING ME AND JACOB IS GROWING ON ME IM SO CONFUSED
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH BELLA
BABY IS BORN:
EDWARD IS MY BABY AGAIN
RENESMEE
JACOB DON'T GIVE UP ON BELLA!
JACOB IMPRINTS:
NO NO NONONONONO BAD DOG I NEVER LIKED YOU HOW DARE
EDWARD KILL HIM
BELLA BECOMES A VAMP:
KILL JACOB KILL HIM KILL HIM KILLHIM
FAST FORWARD TO THE BATTLE:
Wow that was really short. No one died...so, that's a plus. Jacob's not too bad I guess.
LAST SCENE-FOREVER:
HE CAN HEAR HER THOUGHTS
*CRIES*
INFINITY/10
NO I CANT SAY GOODBYE TO MY BABIES *LITERALLY CRIES*
AWWWWW NOOOOO COME BACK MY DARLINGS
ALL IN ALL IT WAS AN EMOTIONAL JOURNEY AND THIS REVIEW IS A MESS BUT I WAS ALSO A MESS WHEN I READ THIS
this review was honestly a mess and here's just some highlights from the books and some of my favorite scenes:
*Armwrestling
*The tent
*loch-ness monster
*last scene
IN THE END THIS IS ONE OF MY NEW FAVORITE SERIES
Question:
Were you as much of a mess as I was reading this series?
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